Kallista
11-06-2006, 02:02 PM
A amateur tourney team was looking for sponsors, they came up with, that they thought, was a novel idea for the letter format.
"Dear Pro$pective $ponsoring Company;
We are a $mall but $ucce$$ful team. We have been looking for $pon$or$. There'$ really not a whole lot of thing$ we can think of that we need de$perately. We are winning lot$ of tournament$ and are really bu$y.
When you have the time, plea$e $end u$ a note $aying what you can $end u$ in the way of $pon$or$hip.
$incerely,
$uper $nake$"
A week later....a letter from 'THE COMPANY'
Dear Stupid Snakes;
We kNOw that amateur tournaments are NOt eNOugh to keep even an hoNOurable and successful team busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task and you can never play eNOugh.
Good Luck for NOw
The Company
"Dear Pro$pective $ponsoring Company;
We are a $mall but $ucce$$ful team. We have been looking for $pon$or$. There'$ really not a whole lot of thing$ we can think of that we need de$perately. We are winning lot$ of tournament$ and are really bu$y.
When you have the time, plea$e $end u$ a note $aying what you can $end u$ in the way of $pon$or$hip.
$incerely,
$uper $nake$"
A week later....a letter from 'THE COMPANY'
Dear Stupid Snakes;
We kNOw that amateur tournaments are NOt eNOugh to keep even an hoNOurable and successful team busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task and you can never play eNOugh.
Good Luck for NOw
The Company